YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT?
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Jack Schitt is the only son of Awh Schitt and O. Schitt. Awh Schitt the
fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn.
Everyone thinks Awh Schitt has a fout smell, but O. Schitt defends him
because she doesn't think her Schitt stinks.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They had six children. Holy Schitt, their
first, has a job selling Bibles. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip
Schitt, two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull
Schitt.

Deep Schitt, who is currently in jail, married Dumb Schitt, a high school
dropout. They like to play ping pong at their cabin, which is up Schitt Creek,
without paddles. They have one child, Eathan Schitt, They call him Eat Schitt.